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October 09 How to Win the Nobel Peace Prize In 12 Days (zz)Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize this morning. Over the last decade the only requirement to win the prize was that the nominee had to be critical of George W. Bush (see Al Gore, Mohamed El Baradei and Jimmy Carter). President Obama has broken new ground here. Nominations for potential winners of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize ended on February 1. The president took office only 12 days earlier on January 20. Let’s take a look at the president’s first 12 days in the White House according to his public schedule to see what he did to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize: January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied. January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information requests. Held an “open house” party at the White House. January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how’s that working out?) January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim Geithner. January 24: Budget meeting with economic team. January 25: Skipped church. January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary Clinton. Attended Geithner's swearing in ceremony. January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio. January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense secretary in the afternoon. January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden. January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials. January 31: Took the day off. February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party. So there you have it. The short path to the Nobel Peace Prize: Party, go to meetings, skip church, release federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries, party some more. April 15 Slow start of Matlab with McAfee If you have installed both Matlab and McAfee in your computer, and you find the computer is super slow, this link may be helpful.
February 24 高科技=高投入=高风险 NASA的OCO卫星今天凌晨发射失败(http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/02/24/nasa.launch/), 2亿多美金就烧了。其实这个卫星和我做的东东也没啥关系,只是我们系的S教授貌似是其中的一个PI,经常提起这个。据说JPL的人搞了7,8年,总算什么都调试好了,火箭出问题了... S教授加州临晨6点给大家发了信,还更新了blog,貌似非常非常的sad。前后搞了差不多10年,写proposal,拉funding,设计仪器,测试,总装...和自己的孩子似的,说没就没了。还是做computer model的好,搞搞simulation就成了。 February 23 为革命,保护视力 在开心网上看到这个投票,才明白这四节操到底叫什么。以前就觉得里面的女声声音太尖了,死活听不清。 这个东东有用不?貌似穴位什么好像没啥道理,不知道现在国内小学中学还做不做 美女都熬成大妈了 昨天的oscar,老印的slumdog成了大赢家。一群老印把 Koda Theater的颁奖台挤的水泄不通,就差载歌载舞了。(那个大叔领两个音乐奖的时候,不知道怎么就想起youtube上著名的印度Michael,是不是老印唱歌都一个调调啊)。那么多热门影片也就看了slumdog和BB,感觉都是不错的电影,像milk什么的拿不拿奖就没有什么资格评论了。
说说其他的几个镜头。最佳男女主角领奖都那个激动啊。Kate感觉保持了金球的风格,一如既往的语无伦次,嘟嘟囔囔说了一堆也没听出什么重点(不过怎么也比Hilary Swank和Halle Berry强)。Sean Penn手那个抖,和拳王阿里有一拼了。要说Kate是被Oscar耍了好多回激动还情有可原,sean Penn这个二进宫的倒是给老同志们丢了一点脸。最佳女配角入围的有在BB里演Pitt老妈的黑人,原来才40岁,和电影里的大妈完全不是一个人,不过想想BB拿的几个效果奖,化妆和CG的功夫还真不是盖的。
最后说说几个美女。Aniston居然出席了oscar,导播还特别给了台下的Jolie一个镜头。两大美女都显的很大妈,诡异的是Jolie现在看起来到有一点大奶脸... 真的是因为生了小孩?更大妈的就是Kate了,从Titanic到现在,十多年了,演技上去了,人倒是真老了。反过来的就是发奖的Kidman,感觉看了十几年了她还是那个样子,当然还有不老的(老到头了?)就是Meryl step了,老太太现在越活越精神,不但演歌舞片蹦蹦跳跳,这次还带了一个漂亮女儿出席。最后提一提广末,和那个英语说说云里雾里的导演一起上台,要不是LD眼尖,我完全认不出来了,彻底大妈了。想起在‘手机’里,费老想见传说中的吕桂花,葛优说,现在腰已经水桶一般了... February 08 日子会越来越难过 都眼巴巴的等着Obama的stimulus plan给大家发点钱,结果GOP那边过不了关。修改plan吧,大笔一挥 Cut了NSF 和Science 3亿,NIST 1亿,NASA 5000万, NOAA 1亿... wall street那班精英惹不起,main street那班红脖子也惹不起, 只好捏scientists这个软柿子了 link: http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/07/stimulus.cuts/index.html CNN What got cut from the stimulus bill Bipartisan group of senators reaches compromise on stimulus bill Items partially cut include funds for FBI construction, federal hybrid cars,EPA Items entirely cut include funds for federal prisons, NASA, school construction (CNN) -- A coalition of Democrats and some Republicans reached a compromise that trimmed billions in spending from an earlier version of the Senate economic stimulus bill. Senators worked late into the night to trim billions from the original stimulus bill. CNN obtained, from a Democratic leadership aide, a list of some programs that have been cut, either entirely or partially: Partially cut: • $3.5 billion for energy-efficient federal buildings (original bill $7 billion) • $75 million from Smithsonian (original bill $150 million) • $200 million from Environmental Protection Agency Superfund (original bill $800 million) • $100 million from National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (original bill $427 million) • $100 million from law enforcement wireless (original bill $200 million) • $300 million from federal fleet of hybrid vehicles (original bill $600 million) • $100 million from FBI construction (original bill $400 million) Fully eliminated • $55 million for historic preservation • $122 million for Coast Guard polar icebreaker/cutters • $100 million for Farm Service Agency modernization Don't Miss Vote expected Tuesday on stimulus after bipartisan deal Obama fires up House Democrats for stimulus bill • $50 million for Cooperative State Research, Education and Extension Service • $65 million for watershed rehabilitation • $100 million for distance learning • $98 million for school nutrition • $50 million for aquaculture • $2 billion for broadband • $100 million for National Institute of Standards and Technology • $50 million for detention trustee • $25 million for Marshalls Construction • $300 million for federal prisons • $300 million for BYRNE Formula grant program • $140 million for BYRNE Competitive grant program • $10 million state and local law enforcement • $50 million for NASA • $50 million for aeronautics • $50 million for exploration • $50 million for Cross Agency Support • $200 million for National Science Foundation • $100 million for science • $1 billion for Energy Loan Guarantees • $4.5 billion for General Services Administration • $89 million General Services Administration operations • $50 million from Department of Homeland Security • $200 million Transportation Security Administration • $122 million for Coast Guard Cutters, modifies use • $25 million for Fish and Wildlife • $55 million for historic preservation • $20 million for working capital fund • $165 million for Forest Service capital improvement • $90 million for State and Private Wildlife Fire Management • $1 billion for Head Start/Early Start • $5.8 billion for Health Prevention Activity • $2 billion for Health Information Technology Grants • $600 million for Title I (No Child Left Behind) • $16 billion for school construction • $3.5 billion for higher education construction • $1.25 billion for project based rental • $2.25 billion for Neighborhood Stabilization • $1.2 billion for retrofitting Project 8 housing • $40 billion for state fiscal stabilization (includes $7.5 billion of state incentive grants) December 31 2008年过去了,Happy New Year! 不知不觉居然一年又过去了(为什么要用又呢?)2008年发生了很多事情,套个老词,我很怀念。 Happy New Year! PS,今天的风可真大,在495上都要被吹飘了。回头查了一下,有兴趣的同学可以读读。http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberta_Clipper November 13 纳米牛,很牛 一个好朋友,在Mitbbs Music混了N久之后,居然跑到Fashion奔了一堆 大家没事听听玩, http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Fashion/31434057.html November 02 政治or娱乐? SNL连续2周邀请了Sarah Palin和Mccain,比较起来还是老头的搞笑功力比较高。还有Tina Fey的模仿功力太牛了 http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/ October 23 裤子大和哈肥的同学来做做看发信人: springpoison (杭州市长), 信区: Anhui 标 题: 哈肥话四级考试题 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 9 15:19:23 2008), 转信 看晕的着,好多不会地 1.甲:离讲搞拖到地毫才来啊?都九顶蹦喽。 乙:吾家辣块子堵耻呕!吾坐地啊路耻子蹦路上又得僵喽!接屁待了! 甲:搞哄个东丝啊! 问:乙通过什么交通方式走的? a.步行 b.坐公共汽车 c.打的 2.甲:啊宝,离诉血祖噎来? 乙:吾望的了。 甲:离讲搞么把离头望家啊?捞头吧几地! 问:甲的身份是什么? a.神经病 b.流氓 c.老师 3.吾挺吾家爹爹讲,五森好烈噪,闷头干了18吻九,把老孚喝屁待吃。 问:“爹”是“我”的什么人? a.爷 b.爸爸 *c.大姨妈 4.甲:吾新里头不撑坦! 乙:喂哄个咧? 问:“不撑坦”是什么意思? a.心胸狭窄 b.心里老是发慌 c.心里不爽 5.甲:离真是固假牙! 乙:离才是假牙来! 问:甲是什么意思? a.说乙装了一个假牙 b.说乙笨 c.说乙无能 6.甲:地侠们长地好咱! 问:甲的意思是? a.这些小孩很可爱 b.江湖大侠值得赞美 7.甲:吾情宝掉得吃 乙:离真不顶龙! 问:乙的意思是? a.甲不属龙 b.甲不开窍 8.甲:(喘气) 乙:离再创!再创吾钉屁掉离! 问:甲乙是什么关系? a.父子 b.医生和哮喘病人 c.警察和贼 9.甲:嗷!离搞哄固家伏地安! 乙:喇叫离自己不长隐的啊? 问:甲的意思是? a.乙在起哄 *b.乙在做什么 c.乙踩到甲的脚了 #10.甲:张个好盏的啦? 问:甲的意思是? a.这个盏子真好 b.买个好盏子 c.现在几点 October 22 地球是平的(ZZ) 墙街搞出来的金融危机这段时间一直是个话题,不过呆在学校里暂时还没什么感觉。倒是汽油价格降到3块让我很高兴。今天看到一个朋友的space,ZZ一下。
看来蝴蝶效应应该改为:wall street的elite敲敲键盘,最后影响到上海的废品价格
金融危机在身边(zz)
一早老妈就打电话来,一惊一乍地喊起来:金融危机啦!好多公司都倒闭了!你们公司要是倒闭了怎么办??房子要降价了!你才买的,万一跌价了怎么办?.......
老清老早的,就跑来雷我!一个老太太不在家好好养狗,跑来研究金融危机,唉~~只能安抚安抚安抚......
新闻里一边不停的报着哪里哪里又倒闭了,哪里哪里又破产了....一边极力安抚人民,告诉大家中国还在经济增长的上升阶段...
政府在不停的提高退税啦,降低利息啦,看起来忙的也够呛....
洋华堂的生意越来越不好做,貌似东西都很难卖出去,跟前两年完全不能比了....
gg银行的总部由于买了雷曼兄弟的债券,貌似亏了很大一笔,不知道会不会影响到中国瑞穗....
金融危机的影响到底有多大?会不会连累到我身上?我也搞不清反正我信奉:天塌下来有大个子顶着!
倒是周日搬家卖破烂时,被收破烂的老爷爷震住了!!!
“报纸多少钱?”
“五毛!”
“上次卖不是七毛吗?”
“是啊!降价了!美国金融危机呀!!”
“。。。。。。”
没想到金融危机竟然连收破烂的老爷爷都影响到了!危机无处不在啊!!
还没想通的是,废报纸跟金融危机到底有啥关系呢?? September 16 思念是一种病思恋是一种病-张震岳 +Tanya 当你在穿山越岭的另一边 我在孤独的路上没有尽头 一辈子有多少的来不及 发现已经失去最重要的东西 恍然大悟早已远去 为何总是在犯错之后 才肯相信错的是自己 他们说这就是人生 试着体会试着忍住眼泪 还是躲不开应该有的情绪 我不会奢求世界停止转动 我知道逃避一点都没有用 只是这段时间里尤其在夜里 还是会想起难忘的事情 我想我的思念是一种病 久久不能痊愈 当你在穿山越领的另一边 我在孤独的路上没有尽头 时常感觉你在耳后的呼吸 却未曾感觉你在心口的鼻息 汲汲营营忘记身边的人需要爱和关心 借口总是拉远了距离 不知不觉无声无息 我们总是在抱怨事与愿违 却不愿意回头看看自己 想想自己到底做了甚么蠢事情 也许是上帝给我一个失恋 只是这伤口需要花点时间 只是会想念过去的一切 那些人事物会离我远去 而我们终究也会远离变成回忆 当你在穿山越岭的另一边 我在孤独的路上没有尽头 时常感觉你在耳后的呼吸 却未曾感觉你在心口的鼻息 Oh 思念是一种病 Oh 思念是一种病 一种病 多久没有说我爱你? 多久没有拥抱你所爱的人? 当这个世界不再那么美好 只有爱可以让他更好 我相信一切都来得及 别管那些纷纷扰扰 别让不开心的事 停下了脚步 就怕你不说 就怕你不做 别让遗憾继续 一切都来得及 September 13 一个听好玩的网站 nicerice推荐的,有兴趣的可以来玩。感觉就是一个Q版的Facebook, http://www.kaixin001.com/reg/?uid=4283925&usercode=680d04559fccd9b4c2dc4a24f722e10b_4283925 August 20 老美棒子化 北京奥运会上,中国的金牌是遥遥领先,老美连自己靠吃药把持的短跑都受不住了。估计除非IOC给梦8每个人算一枚金牌,老美的第一是要换人坐了。NBC每天都在无奈的转播,只要是中国队员的取得好成绩,吃药啦,年龄不到啦,裁判啦都出来了。然后就是玩trick,不排金牌,开始排奖牌。咱们的优势项目,比如举重啥的一个国家就一个队员,银牌啥的自然少。不过现在奖牌也挂不住了,于是某个电视台弄出了如下的排行: 1:03秒的时候,看出什么名堂没有?28:20?把铜牌排第一?原来铜牌比金牌还重哦 原来还觉得美国是个大陆国家,不像棒子啊,鬼子啊,岛国小民。BS如此无耻的做法 August 10 无耻的NBC 今天看了半天NBC HD,确实很清楚,不过回来才发现其中很多所谓的Live都是录像。 看了半天男子体操,NBC还穿插在游泳中间,很Live。结果一查,发现居然昨天晚上就比完了......录像就录像呗,还搞得假模假样 决定摒弃NBC了,毕竟美国人拿几块金牌我还是比较不关心。还是看看sopcast吧,6001上海体育卫视。节目不如CCTV5的多,不过解说比CCTV的稍微不那么恶心一点。如果要看CCTV,传说Tvants上有,不过这个玩意我就从来没搞定过。 ps:明天早上10点的中美篮球比赛倒是Live,不过据说西部也是当地时间早上10点‘Live’播出, |
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